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Don’t wanna cause a rush but… have y’all SEEN OUR HATS?!? Carhartt + CMB collab. Limited edition. $45. Daaaaaamn. So fly. 😍 Also, when you come in, check our amazing display of hilarious and irreverent Xmas goodies and dreamy sw
We ❤️ your dogs. And your friends. And this weather. 😍 Come have an outdoor sit with us! Xo
WE ARE HIRING! Looking for the right person to add to our absurd happy little coffee family. Ideally you would have: - barista or bartending experience (tho we could train the right person) - an ability to work from 1-4:30pm most afternoons - an absu
Hand stamped black tee shirts comin’ in HOT!! Super limited stock. Get y’all’s one. 🙌
You know you hang out a lot when you show up in the morning wearing the same shirt! (that or that it’s just a really good shirt ;). Owner Ranier @amielart and Shop Captain Jim @jimmyt_coffee_cmb twinning hard on a Saturday morning. 😍🤩 New shi
Check this badass babe and her new CMB ‘attempted murder’ mug. How rad is she?? Still have a couple in stock y’all… Get ‘em while they’re here!
Hello everyone. Today we are going to talk about hippos. According to the wikis: The hippopotamus a large semiaquatic mammal native to sub-Saharan Africa. It is one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae, the other being the pygmy
We would like to formally introduce you to our new tea line: @modestmixteas Woman-owner handcrafted tea blends with the best descriptions on the goddamn planet. Four blends in stock now: * GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP * WOKE AS FUCK * HUNG THE FUCK OVER
Super sweet profile on owner Ranier @amielart in this month’s edition of Bite Magazine!! Grab a copy and check it out! They profile some rad female baristas from around town and give great perspective on cafe culture etc. Thank you wonderful hu
We made the @sfreporter ‘s restaurant guide!! How sweet is that!?! And yes. Our drinks can be a little complex sometimes but so is life and this is what keeps it all interesting, no?? NOW OPEN UNTIL 5:30pm during the week!! Come have a little
ITS OFFICIAL!! #You can now hang out at the ‘murder business (omg let’s not call it that!😳🙈) after school or work and get a tasty something before you go home!! Monday- Friday 7:30am-5:30pm. Be there or be sad. #crashmurderbusiness

*the glitter at CrashMurderBusiness Coffee is edible. Please consult physician before consuming glitter elsewhere.